GingerCat911

40 ways to annoy Sebastian Michaelis 1.Mess up his butler costume, if possible use paint or something you can't get off. 2.Throw him with used catlitter and yell: ''So you like cats HUUH?!'' 3.Make a dog piss on him. 4.Kidnap Ciel and hide very quickly! 5.Take all the Phantomhive's silverware. 6.Dress Ciel as a dog. 7.Mess up the mansion and when he had cleaned it up, mess it up again. 8.When he serves you tea, say to him that he boiled the tealeaves little too much. 9.Say that he is a very bad butler. 10. Ask if he is really a stripper because he uses high heeled boots. 11. Say that he is a pedophile. 12. Say that he would look r

51. Ask Claude why he poses as a woman in Charlotte's Web. 52. Keep unbuttoning your shirt 53. Pick up every stray cat you can find and invite Sebastian over to play with them. 54. Whenever it rains, follow Claude around and sing 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider'. 55. Pray before every meal. 56. Take pictures of Claude in his pink pajamas. Use them as blackmail against Claude. 57. Give Claude a bible as a present. 58. Throw cake batter at him. 59. Ask Claude if he has a foot fetish. 60. When Claude orders the triplets to attack Sebastian, play the Pokemon theme song. 61. Ask Claude if he's ever been to Heaven, since demons are supposedly fallen angels.

Although I do like Claude quite a bit, I just couldn't resist making this :D You may have to watch Black Butler 2 in order to understand some of these. 1. Steal his glasses 2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word. 3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot. 4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian. 5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink* 6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this. 7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Lif

Important: Please Read Description FIRST! Being a live-in guest at the Trancy Mansion was proving to be rather.... mundane, to say the least. Aside from the occasional outburst from Alois, the Manor was normally very quiet and boring. However, that was about to change. You had devised a plan, or rather a set of plans, that would surely keep you entertained for a while. Your mission was to annoy the Trancy Butler, Claude Faustus. And come Hell or high water, you would succeed. ~~~ Phase One : Steal His Glasses "Hey Claude." You greeted as you walked past the butler clad in black. "Good Afternoon, Miss [Name]." He responded. As he turned t